tardisman14:

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

Originally posted by adventurelandia

I literally vtube as a puppet. Not God nor man could stop me if I was offered this.

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glubtier:

vaultedthewall:

teal-deer:

huduvudu:

peregrineggsandham:

spandexbutterfly4lyfe:

dragontatoes:

spandexbutterfly4lyfe:

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What’s your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of “1929 in Wales” now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

Jean Jouvenet (1644-1717)

Souad Bendjaballah

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souad_Bendjaballah

Sophie Dusautoir Bertrand

General Carneiro, Mato Grosso

Lame. But just like I refuse to adhere to my gender assigned at birth, I refuse to adhere to my wiki page and now identify as List of Disasters.

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tied-up-teacup:

marzipanandminutiae:

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

I worked as a waiter. Jus got silverware out the steam cleaner to roll silverware at the end of shift. Had a nice big pile. Fork fell off the pile an fell right through m hand. Got a scar between two knuckles because of it. Even more stupid because we had steak knives there. But nope, fork.

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transmechanicus:

literallymechanical:

So you know those mutant strains of radiotrophic fungus they discovered in Chernobyl?  The ones that feed on gamma radiation?  Those fungi, the radiation-eating fungi?  From Chernobyl?  They brought some on board the International Space Station and took some measurements.  Here is the paper, titled:

A Self-Replicating Radiation-Shield for Human Deep-Space Exploration: Radiotrophic Fungi can Attenuate Ionizing Radiation aboard the International Space Station

Space is full of high-energy radiation, and radiation shielding is a big engineering challenge for Martian habitats and deep-space missions.  What they figured out is that an 8-inch thick layer of mutant Chernobyl radiation-eating fungus in the walls of the spacecraft or habitat would serve as a self-replicating, self-sustaining radiation shield for long-haul missions.

This sounds like such a good and normal idea!  Let’s do it!

MUSHROOM SHIELD

Orks orks orks orks! Waaaaagh

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yeennqueenn:

kenazraventooth:

thundergrace:

I love “how do you do math?” questions. Here’s how my brain does it:

How about you guys?

27+48

27-2 is 25

2+28 =50

50+25= 75

Also poped in

27-12= 15

48+12=60

15+60= 75

40+20= 60

7+8= 15

60+15=75

For me its 8+7=15, then 1+2+4=7, so 75

going-dead:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

insomniac-arrest:

bard is a combat class which is true bc I’ve never met anyone in marching band that didn’t want to throw down

playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes whithout bending your knees while carrying a 35lb blunt metal object with your arms held at right angles and blasting every extra gulp of oxygen you can spare without asphyxiating to make sounds loud enough to deafen the dead in an an act of pure unchristian violence, your bard is the party member who will teach you how to kill god by example

Color guard are the monks of marching band

In marching band I played tenor sax. There were four of us. We had to cross an entire football field in 12 counts. While playing our solo loud enough to be heard. We were a 120 piece marching band. Fuck you I’m a barbarian and my intimidate will work on god herself.

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nobylu:

lemoots:

cathylim:

lemoots:

warhams40k:

space marine character: i am incapable of feeling fear.

*crazy, unexplainable shit unexpectedly happens*

space marine character : i feel so uneasy and uncomfortable, like a chill has crawled up my spine and i cant think or make decisions clearly and i have the sudden urge to escape this situation. what is that??

me, the reader:

Did somebody say Garviel Loken?

Most astartes characters are as emotionless as a basket of puppies and watching them desperately deny it is both most amusing and saddest part of every novel

That’s why I love when they do things like this:

@kitsuneshenanigans It’s too good to remain a mental image. 

Oh this is just glorious, perfect XD Pretty much every space wolf ever right?

geekandmisandry:

bng101:

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50shadesofcanteven:

frontpagewoman:

Just don’t want nobody to be great

But that trash ass “Meant To Be” song by Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line, which straight up uses a trap beat, counts as country tho, okay 🙄🙄🙄🙄

“Embrace enough elements of today’s country” oh you mean the songs about trucks, beers, (white)girls, and driving down backcountry roads with a splash of white nationalism and nativism?

This shit go tho 😭 they hatin 🙄

Smh, they need to let him have that. That shit slap.

When Taylor Swift used pop hooks on her country it was fine, but ok.

Okay seriously, I’m from Texas and I actually really love this song. It starts off like a guy with a banjo around a campfire, moves on to sounding like a player piano in an old western bar, its wonderful. Theres literally a part singing about bull riding, a guchi cowboy hat and wranglers. What more do you want from the guy? Just say “we’re racist” and be done with it, it’s faster then people having to explain all the ways you’re wrong -.- it ain’t country my ass, fuck off.

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